Sunday
I watched the Super Bowl with Dick and as soon as Old Man Springstein hit the stage for the halftime show, Dick said:
"Janice Jackson would have been a much better choice."
I have no idea how Dick even knows who "Janice" is, or why out of all the artists he could have mentioned as a better choice than Springstein, he chose "Janice." But, I'm just gonna go with it's because "Janice" flashed her tits at the Super Bowl a few years ago.
About 2 minutes later, Mary walked in, saw Springstein was on and said "Remember when that Janet Jackson showed her boobs?"
Dick pipes up again, "I think Janice Jackson would have been a better choice."
Tuesday
My parents were discussing Michael Phelps being photographed smoking pot. Mary is furious and thinks he's a idiot for throwing away all his endorsements. Afterall, as you may remember, Mary has been in the Olympics and she did it without steroids or pot.
"I bet his mom wants to slap him in the balls. Why would he let someone take his picture?"
"I don't know Mom, he's not very smart."
"Well, he must have been high or drunk to let someone do that."
"ummmm, yup."
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