We were just watching the Rock Center tree lighting ceremony and Beyonce was singing. As Mary watched, she spouted off several comments, while Dick and I just sat there, dumbfounded by her wisdom.
It was like Mary and Beyonce have a disfunctional relationship, where Mary verbally abuses Beyonce, but then tries to make up for it with less than adequate compliments.
Word for word, this is what Mary said:
"What does she think this is? New Years? She looks like a ho from East Oakland."
Beyonce hits a high note
"She does have a good voice, doesn't she"
(a few seconds pass)
"She's not married, is she Karen?" I tell her she's married to Jay-Z.
"Loser."
The camera pulls in on a close-up
"Wow, look at those diamonds. I bet that idiot Puff Dizzy bought them for her."
"She does have nice eye shadow, though."
PS Obviously, I realize that picture is not of Beyonce, but Oprah, but that picture never fails to make me laugh (like my blog) and I've had that picture for a long time and I've been waiting to use it. Plus I hate, I mean dislike Oprah and I feel now is appropriate.
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