Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Sorry, Kelly....I've been um, distracted lately...

So I REALLY want a Cadillac. A Caddy CTS. They're awesome and nobody has ever seen anyone younger than 45 driving one.

Plus when I used to work for Warner Bros, one of the producers let me drive her car (get it washed) and I fell in love with it. I felt like a 45 year old black guy. With a good R&B voice.

So I sent this email to my dad this am.

From: Smith, Karen
Sent: Wednesday, September 17, 2008 10:29 AM
To: Dick Smith
Subject: dad!
I want a Cadillac!


KS

Here is his response:

From: Dick Smith
Sent: Wednesday, September 17, 2008 10:32 AM
To: Smith, Karen
Subject: RE: dad!

people in hell want ice water also - Good Luck

Dick Smith


yeah, you are a Dick, Smith.

Do you think I should get a Caddy?

2 comments:

Unknown said...

I love it! Thank god and thank you. I JUST DROVE that car 2 weeks ago. It is totally hot and fast....and you would look like a fucking Bad Ass driving one. Get it, get it, get it! And when you do purchase one - you can throw an ice cold glass of water in your dad's face as you drive off. FUCKER!

Anonymous said...

My mother drives this car in a nice charcoal grey. When I'm in town...(5 days in summer, 10 at Christmas), that badass ride is all mine. Get it.