So I REALLY want a Cadillac. A Caddy CTS. They're awesome and nobody has ever seen anyone younger than 45 driving one.
Plus when I used to work for Warner Bros, one of the producers let me drive her car (get it washed) and I fell in love with it. I felt like a 45 year old black guy. With a good R&B voice.
So I sent this email to my dad this am.
From: Smith, Karen
Sent: Wednesday, September 17, 2008 10:29 AM
To: Dick Smith
Subject: dad!
I want a Cadillac!
KS
Here is his response:
From: Dick Smith
Sent: Wednesday, September 17, 2008 10:32 AM
To: Smith, Karen
Subject: RE: dad!
people in hell want ice water also - Good Luck
Dick Smith
yeah, you are a Dick, Smith.
Do you think I should get a Caddy?
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
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2 comments:
I love it! Thank god and thank you. I JUST DROVE that car 2 weeks ago. It is totally hot and fast....and you would look like a fucking Bad Ass driving one. Get it, get it, get it! And when you do purchase one - you can throw an ice cold glass of water in your dad's face as you drive off. FUCKER!
My mother drives this car in a nice charcoal grey. When I'm in town...(5 days in summer, 10 at Christmas), that badass ride is all mine. Get it.
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