Tappy Tres?

Mary and Dick are finally getting rid of AOL. Thank god. Last night was the first time they realized that email is free. Dick had the revelation of "AOL is a rip-off!"

So this morning Mary asked me if I could help set up a free yahoo email account for her.

"Of course, what name do you want?"

She looks at Shadow and says "Tappy Two!"

"Mom, NO!"

She looks at Shadow again, he looks back at her, lovingly, I'm sure....and she says "Tappy Three?"

No matter how funny or clever I think I am, Mary ALWAYS swoops in and blasts me outta the water with some insane, incredible comment.

She's the only person that can leave me speechless. It happens pretty much everytime I talk to her.